11. Office :
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home
12. Yawn :
The only time some married men ever get to open their
13. Etc. :
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.
15. Experience :
The name men give to their mistakes.
16. Philosopher :
A fool who torments himself during life, to be
spoken of when dead.
17. Diplomat :
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way
that you actually look forward to the trip.
18. Opportunist :
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally
falls into a river.
19. Optimist :
A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in
midway "See I am not injured yet."
20. Pessimist :
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO.