Friday, November 30, 2007

U and I


Who invented A,B,C,D,E,.............................X,Y,Z did a great
thing. But he kept U and I very very far.

But I still got a place where U and I are very close, in fact
together.

Do you know where U and I can be together.....
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Its on the keyboard.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Funny takes on marriage

  1. Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
  2. Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his! bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's status.
  3. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married??" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it."
  4. Young son : "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad : "That happens in most countries son."
  5. Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late."
  6. A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes
  7. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
  8. Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
  9. After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied,"Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
  10. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "wife wanted" The next day, he received hundreds letters. They all said the same thing "You can have mine."
  11. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing : either the car is new or his wife is new.
  12. A woman was telling her friend : "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" the friend asked. The woman replied, "A multimillionaire."

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Bus conductor.

Once there was a conductor, of a bus, who was very
rude to his passengers.

One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18
years,tried to board the bus, but the conductor didn't
stop the bus. Unfortunately the beautiful young girl
came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry
passengers took the conductor to the police station,
who in turn took him to the court.

The judge was not at all impressed with the
conductor and gave him capital punishment, i.e. to be
electrocuted. He was taken to the electrocution
chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the
room and a single banana peel at one corner of the
room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high
current was given to him. But to everyone's amazement,
he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he
returned to his profession.

After a few months, this time, a good looking
middle aged woman tried to board the bus but the
conductor didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately, this
time also,the good looking middle aged woman came
under the bus and died on the spot. Again angry
passengers took the conductor to the police station,
who in turn took him to the court.

The judge took a look at the conductor and gave
him capital punishment. The conductor was taken to the
same electrocution chamber where there was a single
chair in the center of the room and a single banana
peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the
chair and high current was given to him. This time
also to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge
decided to set him free, and he returned to his
profession.

A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman
tried to board the bus. This time the conductor,
remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the bus.
Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and came
under the bus. He also died on the spot. The conductor
was taken to the police station and then to the court,
to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything
wrong, but considering his past record the judge
decided to set an example and gave him capital
punishment. The conductor was again taken to the same
electrocution chamber where there was a single chair
in the center of the room and a single banana peel at
one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair
and high current was given to him. This time he died
instantly. The question is why didn't he die the first
two time but died instantly the third time??

The answer is given below .... but try to solve
it yourselves. This is very interesting and the answer
is perfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle
twice.
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Answer : During the first two times, the
conductor was a Bad Conductor, therefore electricity
didn't pass through him. But during the third time, he
was a Good Conductor, electricity passed through him
freely and
he died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Cloud number 9 is a place of euphoria

We all know that cloud number 9 is a place of euphoria.But did you know why it is called so?.....Cloud number 9 or the "Cumulo nimbus" is a type of cloud that rises to a height of 10km.This is the highest cloud among the other clouds.This is why it is symbolised as the happiest place.
Cumulo-amass
nimbus-cloud

Cloud number 9 is also one of my favourite songs by Bryan Adams.Here comes the lyrics

clue number one was when you knocked on my door
clue number two was the look that you wore
n' that's when i knew, it was a pretty good sign
that something was wrong up on cloud number nine
well it's a long way up and we won't come down tonight
well it may be wrong but baby it sure feels right
and the moon is out and the stars are bright
and whatever comes s'gonna be alright
cause tonight you will be mine - up on cloud number nine
and there ain't no place that i'd rather be
and we can't go back but you're here with me
yeah, the weather is really fine - up on cloud number nine
now he hurt you and you hurt me
and that wasn't the way it was supposed to be
so baby tonight let's leave the world behind
and spend some time up on cloud number nine
well it's a long way up and we won't come down tonight
well it may be wrong but baby it sure feels right
well we won't come down tonightya we won't come down tonight
no we won't come down tonight
we can watch the world go by - up on cloud number nine


Adios!