Thursday, January 31, 2008

The funeral

Hi friend,
I enjoyed this joke very much , wanted to share it with you people. Please read on...

A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession. A funeral coffin was followed by a second one about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it?" The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife. " The inquisitive man asked, "What happened to her?" The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her. " He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin?" The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also." A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the first one asks in excitement "Can I borrow the dog?" The man replied "Please join the queue."
When FATE closes one door.......... FAITH opens another.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

The News about Titanic.

Master blaster Sachin's records-(Part-2)

21.In 2002, Wisden rated him as the second greatest Test batsman after Sir Donald Bradman.
22.he was involved in unbroken 664-run partnership in a Harris Shield game in 1988 with friend and team mate Vinod Kambli,
23.Tendulkar is the only player to score a century in all three of his Ranji Trophy, Duleep Trophy and Irani Trophy debuts
24.In 1992, at the age of 19, Tendulkar became the first overseas born player to represent Yorkshire
25.Tendulkar has been granted the Rajiv Gandhi Khel Ratna, Arjuna Award and Padma Shri by Indian government. He is the only Indian cricketer to get all of them.
26.Tendulkar has scored over 1000 runs in a calendar year in ODI's 7 times
27.Tendulkar has scored 1894 runs in calendar year in ODI's most by any batsman
28.He is the highest earning cricketer in the world
29.He has the least percentage of the man of the matches awards won when team looses a match. Out of his 56 man of the match awards only 5 times India has lost.
30.Tendulkar most number man of match awards(10) against Australia
31.In August of 2003, Sachin Tendulkar was voted as the "Greatest Sportsman" of the country in the sport personalities category in the Best of India poll conducted by Zee News.
32.In November 2006, Time magazine named Tendulkar as one of the Asian Heroes.
33.In December 2006, he was named "Sports person of the Year
34.The current India Poised campaign run by The Times of India has nominated him as the Face of New India next to the likes of Amartya Sen and Mahatma Gandhi among others.
35.Tendulkar was the first batsman in history to score over 50 centuries in international cricket
36.Tendulkar was the first batsman in history to score over 75 centuries in international cricket:79 centuries
37.Has the most overall runs in cricket, (ODIs+Tests+Twenty20s), as of 30 June 2007 he had accumulated almost 26,000 runs overall.
38.Is second on the most number of runs in test cricket just after Brian Lara
39.Sachin Tendulkar with Sourav Ganguly hold the world record for the maximum number of runs scored by the opening partnership. They have put together 6,271 runs in 128 matches
40.The 20 century partnerships for opening pair with Sourav Ganguly is a world record

Unusual facts you didn't know-(Part-3)

21. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player
for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was
Victrola, so the called themselves Motorola.

22. Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet.

23. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink
into quicksand.

24. Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece
of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.

25. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin
look-alike contest.

26. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

27. Sherlock Holmes NEVER said, "Elementary, my dear Watson."

28. An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman
to take more than three steps backwards while dancing!!!

29. The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.

30. The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book
most often stolen from public libraries.

31. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into
space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.

32. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave

Master blaster Sachin's records-(Part-1)

Just have look at the records held by Sachin Tendulkar. No wonder why British Prime Minister is suggesting him for the honor of Sir .......
Records Held by Sachin Tendulkar
1.Highest Run scorer in the ODI
2.Most number of hundreds in the ODI 41
3.Most number of nineties in the ODI
4.Most number of man of the matches(56) in the ODI's
5.Most number of man of the series(14) in ODI's
6.Best average for man of the matches in ODI's
7.First Cricketer to pass 10000 run in the ODI
8First Cricketer to pass 15000 run in the ODI
9He is the highest run scorer in the world cup (1,796 at an average of 59.87 as on 20 March 2007 )
10.Most number of the man of the matches in the world cup
11.Most number of runs 1996 world cup 523 runs in the 1996 Cricket World Cup at an average of 87.16
12.Most number of runs in the 2003 world cup 673 runs in 2003 Cricket World Cup, highest by any player in a single Cricket World Cup
13.He was Player of the World Cup Tournament in the 2003 Cricket World Cup.
14.Most number of Fifties in ODI's 87
15.Appeared in Most Number of ODI's 407
16.He is the only player to be in top 10 ICC ranking for 10 years.
17.Most number of 100's in test's 38
18.He is one of the three batsmen to surpass 11,000 runs in Test cricket, and the first Indian to do so
19.He is thus far the only cricketer to receive the Rajiv Gandhi Khel Ratna, India 's highest sporting honor
20.In 2003, Wisden rated Tendulkar as d No. 1 and Richards at No. 2 in all time Greatest ODI player

Monday, January 28, 2008

Unusual facts you didn't know-(Part-2)

11. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II
were made of wood.

12. The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per
side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.

13. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple
and silver.

14. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan. There was
never a recorded Wendy before.

15. The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War II
killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

16. If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will
instantly go mad and sting itself to death. (Who was the sadist who
discovered this??)

17. Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down
so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.

18. The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in
the USA."

19. The original name for butterfly was flutterby.

20. The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law
which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything
wider than your thumb.

Dogs day out in earth- (Part-4)

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Unusual facts you didn't know-(Part-1)

1. A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

2. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks
or it will digest itself.

3. The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.

4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up
and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

5. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a

6. A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.

7. A 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2" by 3-1/2".

8. During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur," a small red car can be
seen in the distance (and Heston's wearing a watch).

9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily!
(That explains a few mysteries....)

10. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't
wear pants.

Dogs day out in earth- (Part-3)

Dogs day out in earth- (Part-2)

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Cool marketing concepts.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich.Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's
very rich.Marry him."
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you
call and say "Hi,I'm very rich.Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer
her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich.Will you marry
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich..Will you Marry Me??"
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich.Marry me" She gives you a nice
hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback !!!!!

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich.Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband
That's Demand and supply gap.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and before you say, "I am very rich.Marry me!" she
turns her face towards you ------------ she is your wife!
That's competition eating into your market share.

Dogs day out in earth- (Part-1)

Some Cool meanings (Continued...)

11. Office :
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home

12. Yawn :
The only time some married men ever get to open their

13. Etc. :
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.

14. Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.

15. Experience :
The name men give to their mistakes.

16. Philosopher :
A fool who torments himself during life, to be
spoken of when dead.

17. Diplomat :
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way
that you actually look forward to the trip.

18. Opportunist :
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally
falls into a river.

19. Optimist :
A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in
midway "See I am not injured yet."

20. Pessimist :
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO.

These are bed sheets.

How 2 handle a heart attack when you are alone??

Let's say it's 6.15 pm and you're driving home (alone ) after an unusually hard day on the work.
You're really tired, and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to radiate out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don't know if you'll be able to make it that far.
You have been trained in CPR, but the person that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself.

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help,
the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint,
has only about 10 seconds left before losing conscious. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough; the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital.

Don't ever think that you are not prone to heart attack if your age is less than 25 or 30.
Nowadays due to the change in the life style, heart attack is found among people of all age groups.

Babies at the wrong place

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Things you shouldn't do after a meal

People are ignorant about the things they should avoid doing
immediately after a meal. These things may seem trivial but are of
serious consequence when practiced over a period of time.
The 7 important things that one shouldn't do after a meal are as follows:

1. Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette
after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of cancer
is higher).

2. Immediately eating fruits after meals will cause stomach to be bloated
with air. Therefore take fruit 1-2 hr after meal or 1hr before meal.

3. Don't drink tea immediately after meals. Because tea leaves contain
a high content of acid. This substance will cause the Protein content
in the food we consume to be hardened thus difficult to digest.

4. Don't sleep immediately after meals. The food we intake will not be
able to digest properly. Thus will lead to gastric & infection in our

5. Don't walk about immediately after meals. People always say that
after a meal walk a hundred steps and you will live till 99. In actual
fact this is not true. Walking will cause the digestive system to be
unable to absorb the nutrition from the food we intake.

6. Don't bathe immediately after meals - Bathing will cause the
increase of blood flow to the hands, legs & body thus the amount of
blood around the stomach will therefore decrease. This will weaken the
digestive system in our stomach.

7. Don't loosen your belt immediately after meals- Loosening the belt
after a meal will easily cause the intestine to be twisted & blocked.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Errors in Microsoft products

Hi friends ,

These are some of the errors noted in the microsoft products, which you might not hav
known , check it out if you don't believe this.


An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the

computer which can be named as "CON". This is something pretty

cool...and unbelievable... At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer

why this happened!



For those of you using Windows, do the following:

1.) Open an empty notepad file
2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)
3.) Save it as whatever you want.
4.) Close it, and re-open it.
Is it just a really weird bug? :-??


Microsoft crazy facts

This is something pretty cool and neat...and unbelievable... At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!
It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself...

Open Microsoft Word and type

=rand (200, 99)

And then press ENTER

then see the magic...............................