Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Which bird shows your character? check out!!

Check out when your birth date falls in these and find the bird that resembles
your character

21 Jan - 17 Feb

Robin

A cool exterior disguises a fiery temper and is very opinionated -
although those opinions are not always shared by everyone. They are
proud and particularly home-loving, although have a tendency to be
quarrelsome.

18 Feb - 17 March

Goldfinch

Goldfinch people are colorful characters who are sensitive and always
alert. They are gregarious by nature and love being in groups of
people, which offers them security. They need to find an outlet for
their imaginative abilities or they are sometimes be in danger of
becoming nervous and irritable.

18 March - 14 April

Hawk

A powerful individual which displays courage and a sometimes ruthless
determination. Avoids problematical obstacles with skill, although
must be fully targeted so as not to waste energy in fruitless chases
for the impossible.

15 April - 12 May

Albatross

Has a tendency to have a mind that wanders, but when in search of a
particular goal, will travel great lengths to achieve it.
Occasionally, the albatross may become caught up in things it
shouldn't when not seeing clearly enough.

13 May - 9 June

Dove

Peace-loving by nature, doves will bill and coo about things close to
their heart. They enjoy a fulfilling love-life and rarely fail to
satisfy. They are also patient, adaptable and personable. Their lack
of aggression sometimes makes them the victim of more predatory
characters.

10 June- 7 July

Eagle

A well-respected figure which has excellent visionary qualities.
Eagles will truck no nonsense and will fix opponents with a powerful
stare. They have the power to rise above the trivial aspects of
humanity, and are highly talented.

8 July- 4 August

Nightingale

More often heard before being seen, nightingales always have something
to say for themselves. They are however very much in tune with their
partners. Their unimpressive exterior hides a personality that is just
waiting to burst out.

5 August - 1 Sept

Kingfisher

Another flamboyant and colorful character that is always exciting to
encounter. They rush around at great speed and have a close spiritual
affinity with water. They have a sharp and perceptive head on them,
but can make them impetuous enough to dive in where others would fear
to go.

2 Sept - 29 Sept

Swan

The swan is a complex character. While appearing on the surface as a
calm and relaxed individual, underneath they are working hard to keep
up with the pace of modern life. If provoked their natural graceful
demeanor can give way to a violent temper which puts them in a flap.
They are definitely someone to have on your side.

30 Sept - 27 Oct

Woodpecker

A tough, hard-working character with plenty of stamina. Has no problem
drumming up support for their ideas, no matter how wacky they seem.
With a lateral-thinking mind they are skilled at dissecting problems
and seeing the wood for the trees. However, with their noisy and
exuberant lifestyle, you might not want to have one as a neighbor.

28 Oct - 24 Nov

Kestrel

A sharp brain helps kestrel people hover from one subject to another
without losing concentration. They focus on their life's goal with a
single-minded focus, not flustered by what is going on around them. A
confidence in their own ability helps them to soar to heights others
may only dream of.

25 Nov - 23 Dec

Raven

Always impressive, raven people are a tower of strength. They are more
intelligent than their peers and are adept problem-solvers. They enjoy
challenges are stimulated by wild and exposed places.

24 Dec - 20 Jan

Heron

Heron people are deceptive. Although they may be solitary individuals
for much of the time, they nevertheless have a need to settle in busy
communities where they know everyone else. They may get bogged down as
they wade the course of life, but have broad enough shoulders to cope
with weighty issues. But their insecure nature often leads them to
fish for compliments.

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Some fights are truly worth fighting

Relationships are hard to handle and might even seem impossible at
times. There will be many fights and many quarrels,
many disagreements and many tears and so on.
The easiest thing would be to give up.
But if we spent half the energy we use in fighting with eachother,
and spend that energy in fighting to keep the relationship strong,
then that is love.

Remember, in a relationship, giving up is not the solution
Disagreements, fights and quarels will always be there.
But you must always fight harder to stay together.
Some fights are truly worth fighting.
Isn't???

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Sincerely,

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Saturday, December 22, 2007

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

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Wednesday, December 12, 2007

The punctured tire.

One year there were these two guys majoring in Chemistry and
who did very well on all of the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc.,
such that going into the final they had a solid A. These two
friends were so confident going into the final that the weekend
before finals week(even though the Chem final was on Monday),
they decided to go up to Montreal and party with some friends.

So they did. And they had a GREAT time! However, with their
hangovers, they overslept and didn't make it back to campus
until early Monday morning. Rather than taking the final then,
what they did was to find the professor after the final and explain
to him why they missed it.
They told him that they went up to Montreal for the weekend, and
had planned to come back in time to study, but that they had a
flat tire on the way back and didn't have a spare and couldn't get
help for a long time and, therefore, were late getting back to
campus. The professor thought this over and then agreed that
they could make up the final on the following day. The two guys
were elated and relieved.

So, they studied that night and went in the next day at the
scheduled time. The professor placed them in separate rooms
and handed each of them a test booklet and told them to begin.
Each student looked at the first problem, which was something
simple about molarity and the solution was worth 5 points.
"Cool", they thought, "this is going to be easy." They finished that
problem and went on to the next. As they turned the page, they
were unprepared, however, for what they saw. It said:

(95 points) Which tire?

Some Cool meanings

1. Cigarette :
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one
end & a fool at the other.

2. Love affairs :
Something like cricket where one-day internationals
are more popular than a five day test.

3. Marriage :
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her master

4. Lecture :
An art of transferring information from the notes of the
lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the
minds of either".

5. Conference :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number
present.

6. Compromise :
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

7. Tears :
The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is
defeated by feminine water-power

8. Dictionary :
A place where divorce comes before marriage.

9. Conference Room :
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens &
everybody disagrees later on.

10. Smile :
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Friday, November 30, 2007

U and I


Who invented A,B,C,D,E,.............................X,Y,Z did a great
thing. But he kept U and I very very far.

But I still got a place where U and I are very close, in fact
together.

Do you know where U and I can be together.....
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Its on the keyboard.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Funny takes on marriage

  1. Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
  2. Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his! bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's status.
  3. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married??" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it."
  4. Young son : "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad : "That happens in most countries son."
  5. Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late."
  6. A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes
  7. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
  8. Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
  9. After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied,"Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
  10. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "wife wanted" The next day, he received hundreds letters. They all said the same thing "You can have mine."
  11. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing : either the car is new or his wife is new.
  12. A woman was telling her friend : "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" the friend asked. The woman replied, "A multimillionaire."

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Bus conductor.

Once there was a conductor, of a bus, who was very
rude to his passengers.

One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18
years,tried to board the bus, but the conductor didn't
stop the bus. Unfortunately the beautiful young girl
came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry
passengers took the conductor to the police station,
who in turn took him to the court.

The judge was not at all impressed with the
conductor and gave him capital punishment, i.e. to be
electrocuted. He was taken to the electrocution
chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the
room and a single banana peel at one corner of the
room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high
current was given to him. But to everyone's amazement,
he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he
returned to his profession.

After a few months, this time, a good looking
middle aged woman tried to board the bus but the
conductor didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately, this
time also,the good looking middle aged woman came
under the bus and died on the spot. Again angry
passengers took the conductor to the police station,
who in turn took him to the court.

The judge took a look at the conductor and gave
him capital punishment. The conductor was taken to the
same electrocution chamber where there was a single
chair in the center of the room and a single banana
peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the
chair and high current was given to him. This time
also to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge
decided to set him free, and he returned to his
profession.

A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman
tried to board the bus. This time the conductor,
remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the bus.
Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and came
under the bus. He also died on the spot. The conductor
was taken to the police station and then to the court,
to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything
wrong, but considering his past record the judge
decided to set an example and gave him capital
punishment. The conductor was again taken to the same
electrocution chamber where there was a single chair
in the center of the room and a single banana peel at
one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair
and high current was given to him. This time he died
instantly. The question is why didn't he die the first
two time but died instantly the third time??

The answer is given below .... but try to solve
it yourselves. This is very interesting and the answer
is perfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle
twice.
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Answer : During the first two times, the
conductor was a Bad Conductor, therefore electricity
didn't pass through him. But during the third time, he
was a Good Conductor, electricity passed through him
freely and
he died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Cloud number 9 is a place of euphoria

We all know that cloud number 9 is a place of euphoria.But did you know why it is called so?.....Cloud number 9 or the "Cumulo nimbus" is a type of cloud that rises to a height of 10km.This is the highest cloud among the other clouds.This is why it is symbolised as the happiest place.
Cumulo-amass
nimbus-cloud

Cloud number 9 is also one of my favourite songs by Bryan Adams.Here comes the lyrics

clue number one was when you knocked on my door
clue number two was the look that you wore
n' that's when i knew, it was a pretty good sign
that something was wrong up on cloud number nine
well it's a long way up and we won't come down tonight
well it may be wrong but baby it sure feels right
and the moon is out and the stars are bright
and whatever comes s'gonna be alright
cause tonight you will be mine - up on cloud number nine
and there ain't no place that i'd rather be
and we can't go back but you're here with me
yeah, the weather is really fine - up on cloud number nine
now he hurt you and you hurt me
and that wasn't the way it was supposed to be
so baby tonight let's leave the world behind
and spend some time up on cloud number nine
well it's a long way up and we won't come down tonight
well it may be wrong but baby it sure feels right
well we won't come down tonightya we won't come down tonight
no we won't come down tonight
we can watch the world go by - up on cloud number nine


Adios!