Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Some Cool meanings

1. Cigarette :
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one
end & a fool at the other.

2. Love affairs :
Something like cricket where one-day internationals
are more popular than a five day test.

3. Marriage :
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her master

4. Lecture :
An art of transferring information from the notes of the
lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the
minds of either".

5. Conference :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number

6. Compromise :
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

7. Tears :
The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is
defeated by feminine water-power

8. Dictionary :
A place where divorce comes before marriage.

9. Conference Room :
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens &
everybody disagrees later on.

10. Smile :
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

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