Some Cool meanings (Continued...)

11. Office :
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home
life.

12. Yawn :
The only time some married men ever get to open their
mouth.

13. Etc. :
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.

14. Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.

15. Experience :
The name men give to their mistakes.

16. Philosopher :
A fool who torments himself during life, to be
spoken of when dead.

17. Diplomat :
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way
that you actually look forward to the trip.

18. Opportunist :
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally
falls into a river.

19. Optimist :
A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in
midway "See I am not injured yet."

20. Pessimist :
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO.